The funny side of chatGPT

Jokes from chatGPT and about Medium publishers

I asked chatGPT to write its top ten jokes in software code. I wasn’t exactly thinking it will do this but here are some programming dad jokes wrapped up in basic function.

After that chatGPT has provided me with a funny joke of Medium publishers… 😆

1. def tell_joke(): return “Why do programmers always have to break up? Because they have no-closure.”
2. def tell_joke(): return “Why was the computer cold? Because it left its Windows open.”
3. def tell_joke(): return “Why was the JavaScript developer sad? Because he didn’t know how to ‘null’ his feelings.”
4. def tell_joke(): return “Why was the computer tired when it got home? Because it had too many tabs open.”
5. def tell_joke(): return “Why was the Python programmer unhappy? Because he couldn’t use ‘import happiness’.”
6. def tell_joke(): return “Why did the HTML element go to the doctor? Because it had a <headache>.”
7. def tell_joke(): return “Why was the computer screen confused? Because it had too many ‘if’ statements.”
8. def tell_joke(): return “Why was the computer cold when it turned on? Because it forgot to ‘warm up’ its CPU.”
9. def tell_joke(): return “Why did the computer get in trouble at school? Because it was caught ‘debugging’ the teacher’s code.”
10. def tell_joke(): return “Why was the computer upset? Because it was having a ‘hardware’ problem and couldn’t ‘software’ itself out of it.”

Joke about Medium publishers…

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender looks at him and says, “What’ll it be?” The man replies, “I’ll have a beer, but first I want to ask you a question. Do you have any idea how many times people have used that exact same line in this bar? ‘I’ll have a beer’ — it’s so cliche and overused. It’s like everyone who comes in here is just too lazy to think of a more original way to order a drink. It’s really quite disappointing.”

The bartender looks at the man and says, “You know what? You’re right. Most people who come in here are pretty unoriginal when it comes to…