Did you see what happened today?

Daily tech news & jokes to have a good start for 10/08/2022

Adam G
4 min readAug 10, 2022
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Quote of the day:

Once I realized the problem was not you but within me. I found inner peace and was able to harness the flow of the universe. Master Shifu

Jokes of the day:

Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog? Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.

I have a joke about trickle down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.

Top 10 news of the day:

Elden Ring’s latest patch makes lots of things a little easier

Elden Ring patch 1.06 has been released, which makes it easier to summon players, faster to attack, and easier to solo the game.

Elden Ring’s patch 1.06 offers dozens of small tweaks that should make your journey across The Land Between just a little easier. The biggest of the changes are to how summoning works, but there are also tweaks to quests, attack speeds, and bug fixes… [1501 chars]

Monster Hunter Rise: Sunbreak’s Title Update 1 Is Out Tomorrow, Here Are The Patch Notes

More monsters, randomly generated quests, and more! — https://youtu.be/g0ACVXzjimY Monster Hunter Rise: Sunbreak has just …

Subscribe to Nintendo Life on Monster Hunter Rise: Sunbreak has just had its first official broadcast, detailing everything coming in the game’s first Title Update. We now know that the update drops tomorrow, 10th August, and brings with it a wealth … [15590 chars]

Overwatch Anniversary Remix Vol. 3 skins revealed

Blizzard gives Overwatch fans new skins fo D.Va, Genji, Tracer, Soldier:76, Baptiste, and Pharah for Overwatch Anniversary Remix Vol. 3.

Overwatch’s third and final Anniversary Remix event launches Tuesday, bringing back past Arcade brawls and seasonal events as Blizzard plans to send off the original game. Overwatch Anniversary Remix Vol. 3 also brings the requisite fresh injection o… [1191 chars]

Fortnite airs Rocket League tournament in-game, with cosmetic rewards for viewers

Watch and win.

Rocket League, one of the best cross-platform multiplayer games out there, is currently holding its World Championship. It’s also crossing over with Fortnite during the tournament, giving fans of the battle royale game the chance to tune in and take … [1523 chars]

What Does Your Favourite Pokémon Say About You?

Pikachu? Wow, so basic — Pokémon Scarlet and Violet are on their way, presumably adding another hundred-or-so critters to…

Pokémon Scarlet and Violet are on their way, presumably adding another hundred-or-so critters to our ‘Dex, and we can’t lie — some of them are already winding their way into our hearts. There’s Fidough, the purebread dog that everyone loves, Smoliv a… [7197 chars]

Subnautica dev’s next game is a turn-based sci-fi affair

Krafton are bringing a new IP from the Subnautica developers as well as The Callisto Protocol to Gamescom

Unknown Worlds, the creators of Subnautica, and Krafton, the studio behind PUBG, have announced that they’ll be showing something at Gamescom later this month. What exactly? That I couldn’t tell you, but it’s apparently a turn-based game and an entir… [1499 chars]

GTA 6 Will Set ‘Creative Benchmarks’ for All Entertainment

Puff your chest out — At some point, you have to wonder how Rockstar can possibly follow GTA 5. Take a step back and think…

At some point, you have to wonder how Rockstar can possibly follow GTA 5. Take a step back and think about this for a second: the fifth instalment has sold 170 million copies — the pressure to improve upon that must be unfathomable. Nevertheless, we … [864 chars]

Streamer plays Final Fantasy 14 with an actual book and pencil

Not content with playing through Elden Ring with a banana (no, really), streamer Super Louis 64 has now been playing Fi…

Not content with playing through Elden Ring with a banana (no, really), streamer Super Louis 64 has now been playing Final Fantasy 14 using an actual book and pencil. The streamer played as the book-wielding Scholar healer, complete with a matching g… [1004 chars]

Battalion developer Bulkhead says Square Enix partnership has “formally ended”

Bulkhead, the Derby-based developer of old-school WW2 shooter Battalion 1944, has announced a “formal end” to its relat…

Bulkhead, the Derby-based developer of old-school WW2 shooter Battalion 1944, has announced a “formal end” to its relationship with Square Enix. The Final Fantasy publisher purchased a 20 percent stake of Bulkhead back in 2018, and announced plans fo… [1943 chars]

Footage surfaces of white Xbox Elite Series 2 controller

New footage showing off a white version of the Xbox Elite Series 2 controller has made its way online. This footage sha…

New footage showing off a white version of the Xbox Elite Series 2 controller has made its way online. This footage shared by YouTuber Nicholas Lugo and spotted by Twitter user Rebs Gaming (via VGC), shows Lugo unboxing what they claim to be the “onl… [1360 chars]

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Adam G

Tech enthusiast, currently entrepreneuring — regularly sharing content on startup stories. Founder of www.businessideas.directory and qmapper.co