Did you see what happened today?
Daily tech news & jokes to have a good start for 19/08/2022
Quote of the day:
Don’t downgrade your dream just to fit your reality. Upgrade your conviction to match your destiny. John Assaraf
Jokes of the day:
I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that’s just nuts.
A byte walks into a bar looking miserable. The bartender asks it: “What’s wrong buddy?” “Parity error.” it replies. “Ah that makes sense, I thought you looked a bit off.”
Top 10 news of the day:
Like sheep to slaughter — God, how do these rumours gain traction? It would appear that people are incapable of using thei…
God, how do these rumours gain traction? It would appear that people are incapable of using their brains. Following on from Microsoft’s insinuation that Sony is paying to keep games off Xbox Game Pass — a notion that’s already misleading, as the Redm… [1486 chars]
Dive harder — Update: Well, that didn’t last long. The original Helldivers 2 clip has been removed from Twitter, followi…
Update: Well, that didn’t last long. The original Helldivers 2 clip has been removed from Twitter, following a response from a copyright holder. Of course, this effectively confirms that the video is real, as no company will be losing sleep over a fa… [1672 chars]
Along with news of a delay
We do love a bit of Xbox Game Pass news, especially when the games aren’t far away! The latest reveals are both for September 2022, and they come in the form of Beacon Pines and Slime Rancher 2, which will be heading to the service on day one on Sept… [940 chars]