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Daily tech news & jokes to have a good start for 03/08/2022
Quote of the day:
You deserve to be happy. You deserve to live a life you are excited about. Don’t let others make you forget that. Anonymous
Jokes of the day:
What did the big flower say to the littler flower? Hi, bud!
Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, “Can I get you anything?” “Yeah,” reply the bytes. “Make us a double.”
Top 10 news of the day:
A Canadian retailer accidentally leaked the brand new design and what appears to be a much lower price too
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Games Workshop’s vision of the future in Warhammer 40,000 might be a dark place, but it’s been one of video gaming’s best playgrounds for more than 25 years.
The Warhammer 40,000 milieu is one of the most compelling fictional universes around. It’s grim, there are no good guys, and there are these fellas called Space Marines who carry machine guns that shoot rockets, and people deify them like gods. It is… [11229 chars]
Pffft, child’s play! — If you were stranded in an strange city with oodles of time to spare, what would you do? You might …
If you were stranded in an strange city with oodles of time to spare, what would you do? You might spend the time sightseeing, of course, wandering the streets with Google Maps at your side and trying depserately to not look quite so “touristy”. You … [921 chars]
YouTuber Basically Homeless has turned their toilet into a functioning gaming PC capable of running moderately high-end games.
Look, we’ve all stumbled upon some wacky stuff when making our way down the YouTube rabbit hole, but few of us ever expected to come across a functional toilet that also contains a gaming PC built into its tank. And yet here we are in 2022 at the pea… [1823 chars]
We have God of War at home — Perhaps the lawyers at Microsoft are too busy trying to wrap up the company’s near-$70 bill…
Perhaps the lawyers at Microsoft are too busy trying to wrap up the company’s near-$70 billion acquisition of Activision Blizzard, because we’re not entirely sure how this God of War knock-off made it onto the Xbox Store. War Gods Zeus of Child, deve… [1632 chars]
A cheap and god awful God of War rip-off has been made available to buy on the Xbox store. It’s called War Gods Zeus of…
A cheap and god awful God of War rip-off has been made available to buy on the Xbox store. It’s called War Gods Zeus of Child, is priced £3.39, and lets you jankily control God of War hero Kratos. Having bought the game and played it myself, I can te… [2620 chars]
And it looks really official — Minecraft brings out so much creativity within the community. We can’t count how many times…
Minecraft brings out so much creativity within the community. We can’t count how many times we’ve been blown away by people’s creations in this huge sandbox game over the years, and we’ve dreamt of seeing more Nintendo-related implementations within … [2527 chars]
Ubisoft are hoping that today’s free roguelite Forgotten Saga update for Assassin’s Creed Valhalla hoping to draw you back into the game again and again.
Assassin’s Creed Valhalla may have seen the last of its paid DLC with Dawn Of Ragnarök in March, but today’s free Forgotten Saga update is hoping to draw you back into the game again and again. That’s because it’s inspired by roguelites, see. Refresh… [2599 chars]
The Google Pixel 6A gets a lot right that the 2022 iPhone SE doesn’t, like a sizable 6.1-inch screen, a good camera with night mode, and reasonable base-level storage.
There’s a great phone under $500 that I’d recommend to just about anyone looking for the best midrange phone on the market. It uses the same chipset as the company’s much more expensive flagships, and it includes an IP67 rating, a very good 12-megapi… [3541 chars]
We FINALLY know more about GTA VI!
It’s nuts to think that we’re coming up to GTA V’s ninth birthday. The world-conquering open world game — which has seen a release on three different console generations and is still being updated with new content — simply won’t die. Thanks to the mu… [1189 chars]