Daily top tech news, jokes & quote

Adam Gelencser
4 min readJul 20, 2022

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Quote of the day:

You are loved. Anonymous

Jokes of the day:

Why was ten scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.

A byte walks into a bar looking miserable. The bartender asks it: “What’s wrong buddy?” “Parity error.” it replies. “Ah that makes sense, I thought you looked a bit off.”

Top 10 news of the day:

Australian mum reveals how she got a stubborn stain out of her kitchen benchtops using bleach

An Australian mum turned to Facebook to ask how to get rid of a stubborn stain on her kitchen countertop drawing in dozens of suggestions however there was one simple trick she said actually worked.

An Australian mum has shared the unlikely trick she used to get rid of stubborn stains on her kitchen counter top. Posting to a popular Facebook group, the woman, from Ballarat, appealed to members to ask for suggestions to remove the red cordial sta… [3755 chars]

The Last of Us: Part I’s Emotional Intro on PS5 Has Leaked

Prepare tissues — The infamous introductory sequence of The Last of Us: Part I has leaked more than a month before the PS5…

The infamous introductory sequence of The Last of Us: Part I has leaked more than a month before the PS5 remake’s release date. Embedded below, you can prepare the tissues ahead of time as the emotional scene between Joel and Sarah is displayed in 4K… [678 chars]

Super Mario Sunshine Wasn’t Bad, It Was Just Ahead Of Its Time

Mario was the original ASMR powerwasher — As Super Mario Sunshine turns 20 on the 19th July, 2022, Kate wants to get a few…

As Super Mario Sunshine turns 20 on the 19th July, 2022, Kate wants to get a few things off her chest about how the game would have been a massive hit today, probably… ALRIGHT, LISTEN. Whenever I am in polite company, and I mention enjoying Super M… [3001 chars]

Why you keep seeing famous anime in your favorite games

Attack on Titan is coming to Dead by Daylight, Fortnite is getting an “Anime Legends Pack,” and Apex Legends is getting a new Gaiden Event. We break down why anime is such a big trend with western games right now.

Eren Yeager looks a little off in these new promotional materials. That’s because it’s not really him. It’s another character, in Yeager’s outfit, part of a collaboration between Attack on Titan and the multiplayer horror-game Dead by Daylight. And Y… [2507 chars]

It costs $255 to unlock everything in MultiVersus that can’t be earned by playing

A large number of skins and other extras can only be bought with real money…

Players would have to spend at least $250 / £200 to unlock everything in MultiVersus at launch. The Warner Bros. brawler’s open beta is available to everyone on July 26, but early access was made available today to those who played the closed alpha, … [3411 chars]

Development on Vampire: The Masquerade — Bloodlines 2 continues but it won’t be at this year’s PDXCon

It’s been a long and eventful road for Vampire: The Masquerade — Bloodlines 2, but despite its troubled development, wh…

It’s been a long and eventful road for Vampire: The Masquerade — Bloodlines 2, but despite its troubled development, which has included the removal of its original developer Hardsuit Labs, Paradox Interactive has popped up to assure fans that work co… [2445 chars]

$20K Bounty Is Being Offered To Anyone Who Can Complete Wild Halo 2 Challenge

Charlie ‘Cr1tikal’ White is offering the first player to finish a Halo 2 Anniversary LASO run with zero deaths a $20,000 prize.

Just the term “LASO” sends chills down even the most hardened Halo player’s spine. The term refers to completing a Halo campaign on its hardest difficulty — Legendary — with all of the gameplay-modifying Skulls turned on (LASO standing for Legendary … [1746 chars]

John Romero, Co-Creator of Doom, Is Making a New FPS

John Romero is working on a new FPS IP with a big publisher, and it will be in Unreal Engine to boot.

Doom creator John Romero and his studio, Romero Games, are working on a brand-new first-person shooter — one that will be utilizing Unreal Engine 5. What’s more it will purportedly be with a “major publisher.” “It’s a new dawn for Romero Games. We’re… [1491 chars]

Sony’s PlayStation Network is having problems

PlayStation Store and PlayStation Network are down, Sony says. The outage is affecting multiplayer games like Destiny 2, Call of Duty, and NBA 2K, blocking PlayStation Plus subscribers from games, despite having an active subscription.

Sony’s PlayStation Network and PlayStation Store are experiencing technical issues, affecting account management and sign in, game streaming, and purchases and downloads. Some PlayStation users are attempting to log in to multiplayer games and being … [757 chars]

PSN Offline Issues Mostly Now Resolved

Down and not out — Update: As has been the case for some time, Sony has been prompted resolving its minor PSN outage from …

Update: As has been the case for some time, Sony has been prompted resolving its minor PSN outage from earlier in the day. All services are now back online and working as intended. Original Story: It’s not been a good day for PSN and Sony’s online se… [645 chars]

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Adam Gelencser

Tech enthusiast, currently entrepreneuring — regularly sharing content on tech news and irregularly on other topics. Founder of QMapper.co video AI tool.