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Daily tech news & jokes to have a good start for 16/03/2023
Quote of the day:
Happiness is the secret to all beauty. There is no beauty without happiness. Christian Dior
Jokes of the day:
I was just looking at my ceiling. Not sure if it’s the best ceiling in the world, but it’s definitely up there.
Two C strings walk into a bar. The bartender asks “What can I get ya?” The first string says “I’ll have a gin and tonic.” The second string thinks for a minute, then says “I’ll take a tequila sunriseJF()#$JF(#)$(@J#()$@#())!*FNIN!OBN134ufh1ui34hf9813f8h8384h981h3984h5F!##@” The first string apologizes, “You’ll have to excuse my friend, he’s not null-terminated.”
Top 10 news of the day:
Heinz launches tomato awareness campaign in Fortnite
Baked beans and ketchup maker Heinz has built a tomato awareness campaign in Fortnite, using a map that attempts to rec…
Baked beans and ketchup maker Heinz has built a tomato awareness campaign in Fortnite, using a map that attempts to recreate one of its own tomato farms. Dubbed “SOS Tomatoes”, the map is designed to highlight a genuine good cause: the falling levels… [1291 chars]
The man who finds out what designer handbags cost by setting fire to them
There’s no status symbol quite like the designer handbag, but have you ever wondered what really makes one so much more expensive than its High Street lookalike?
His bag-burning career began in 2021 with a visit to Louis Vuitton with his wife Volkan Yilmaz can see how a bag is made and the materials used There’s no status symbol quite like the designer handbag, but have you ever wondered what really makes one… [11164 chars]
Everything new in Android 13 QPR3 Beta 1 [Gallery]
Android 13 QPR3 Beta 1 is rolling out today to continue the preview cycle ahead of a June stable release…
Android 13 QPR3 Beta 1 is rolling out today to continue the preview cycle ahead of a June stable release. Over the coming days, we’ll dive into all of Android 13 QPR3 Beta 1’s new features and every single change. (The newest updates will be at the t… [1842 chars]
I think iPhone apps are secretly listening to your conversations — simple setting tweak can stop it, TikTok star claims
A TIKTOK star says he thinks iPhone apps are secretly listening to your conversations and has shared tips to try stop it.Milad, who runs a tech tips a
A TIKTOK star says he thinks iPhone apps are secretly listening to your conversations and has shared tips to try stop it. Milad, who runs a tech tips and tricks account, took to social media to share simple setting tweaks that he claims will help wit… [3196 chars]
Need for Speed Unbound Volume 2 Brings New Events, Features in Major Update
Fuel injection — https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HhEs9Skzro Need for Speed Unbound is a highly entertaining arcade racer,…
Subscribe to Push Square on Need for Speed Unbound is a highly entertaining arcade racer, but let’s be honest, the online multiplayer and post-game experience isn’t particularly interesting. That looks set to change pretty soon, though, as developer … [1188 chars]
I wait until my partner’s fast asleep to binge eat junk food in secret
DEAR DEIDRE: AT night, after my partner has gone to bed, I secretly binge on junk food.I eat until I feel sick, and in the morning I feel so guilty th
DEAR DEIDRE: AT night, after my partner has gone to bed, I secretly binge on junk food. I eat until I feel sick, and in the morning I feel so guilty that I hate myself — which makes me do it again and again. I’m 47 and currently about three stone ove… [1368 chars]
FTC lawyers want more info on Microsoft’s 10 year deals with Nintendo and Nvidia
The Federal Trade Commission (FTC) wants more information regarding Microsoft’s plans for its next console, as well as its exclusivity plans for Bethesda’s parent company ZeniMax.
The Federal Trade Commission (FTC) wants more information regarding Microsoft‘s recent agreements with Nintendo and Nvidia, as well as its exclusivity plans for content from both Zenimax and Activision Blizzard. That’s according to new documents file… [2975 chars]
Inside bankrupt lottery winner’s incredible car collection — all tragically been left to rot
AN INCREDIBLE car collection has been revealed online featuring classic Mustang and Camaro models — but tragically, they’ve all been left to rot.It’s
AN INCREDIBLE car collection has been revealed online featuring classic Mustang and Camaro models — but tragically, they’ve been left to rot. It’s believed that the owner of this car collection won the lottery Jackpot in 1985. 3 An incredible car col… [2276 chars]
Far Cry 5 Potentially Getting 60fps PS5 Patch on Fifth Anniversary
USA! USA! — Ubisoft has been pretty good updating old games from its back catalogue to run better on PS5, and it’s looki…
Ubisoft has been pretty good updating old games from its back catalogue to run better on PS5, and it’s looking like Far Cry 5 could be next. While the French publisher is yet to officially announce the news, it hinted at a “highly requested feature f… [1401 chars]
Deals: Lots More Games Are Reduced By 90% On Xbox This Week (March 14–21)
Grab these deals while you can! — Looking for some cheap Xbox games in this week’s Xbox sales (March 14–21, 2023)? With ov…
In the table below, we’ve highlighted every game in this week’s sales that you’ll find discounted by 90%, including STAR WARS Jedi: Fallen Order, Mad Max and Warhammer: Chaosbane Slayer Edition. If you’re interested, we’ve also included some 80–85% h… [489 chars]
