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Daily tech news & jokes to have a good start for 16/04/2023

Adam G
4 min readApr 16, 2023

Quote of the day:

And if you want to have a day filled with joy, love, and excitement, it is vital that you fill yourself with positivity so you can radiate good energy. Anonymous

Jokes of the day:

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know.

Two C strings walk into a bar. The bartender asks “What can I get ya?” The first string says “I’ll have a gin and tonic.” The second string thinks for a minute, then says “I’ll take a tequila sunriseJF()#$JF(#)$(@J#()$@#())!*FNIN!OBN134ufh1ui34hf9813f8h8384h981h3984h5F!##@” The first string apologizes, “You’ll have to excuse my friend, he’s not null-terminated.”

Top 10 news of the day:

Tesco claims new DIY health checks can diagnose everything. We ask experts their verdict

Supermarket titan Tesco launched a range of at-home health tests in March — meaning customers can now pick up self-diagnostic kits made to spot signs of serious conditions.

Doctors and experts have criticised the tests asking who would manage results Supermarket Tesco launched at-home health check kits in March for many issues Supermarket titan Tesco launched a range of at-home health tests in March — meaning customers … [12896 chars]

Mega Man Battle Network Legacy Collection features a disclaimer about insensitive cultural depictions

The long-awaited next entry in the Mega Man collections, Mega Man Battle Network Legacy Collection, was released yesterday and those who have purchased it are…

The long-awaited next entry in the Mega Man collections, Mega Man Battle Network Legacy Collection, was released yesterday and those who have purchased it are presented with the an opening disclaimer about insensitive cultural depictions. The message… [333 chars]

Metal Gear Solid 3 voice actor teases Snake Eater remake

Metal Gear Solid voice actor and vocalist, Donna Burke, has Metal Gear fans once again hoping that a Metal Gear Solid 3…

Metal Gear Solid voice actor and vocalist, Donna Burke, has Metal Gear fans once again hoping that a Metal Gear Solid 3 Remake may be on the way. Burke shared a photo of herself at work today and three simple words — “recording in progress” — but it’… [2150 chars]

Influencers are making six-figure sums by decorating their rental apartments

While homeowners have long viewed owning and renovating a house as a solid investment, some renters are discovering that upgrading their apartments can be a path to earning serious cash.

Trend is on the rise as rent prices soar to record highs in many major cities Home décor influencers are raking in serious cash by upgrading their rentals While homeowners have long viewed owning and renovating a house as a solid investment, some ren… [4231 chars]

Warhammer 40K: Choosing A New Army For 10th Edition

A new edition is coming to Warhammer 40,000. It’s time to choose a new army for 10th edition!

Warhammer 40K: Choosing A New Army For 10th Edition 4 Minute Read Advertisement A new edition is coming to Warhammer 40,000. It’s time to choose a new army for 10th edition! Warhammer 40,000 is a pretty vast hobby in terms of miniatures to collect, p… [4265 chars]

Sega is reportedly in talks to buy up Angry Birds developer, Rovio Entertainment

Sega is reportedly planning to buy up Angry Birds creator, Rovio Entertainment. According to the Wall Street Journal (&…

Sega is reportedly planning to buy up Angry Birds creator, Rovio Entertainment. According to the Wall Street Journal (£), Sega Sammy Holdings is currently holding talks with Rovio to discuss a $1 billion deal. Watch on YouTube Let’s Play The Angry Bi… [1406 chars]

10 Lies Video Games Could Never Recover From

We won’t buy something from someone who cheated us before.

Arguably the most important part of a video game’s sales is marketing. It doesn’t matter if you made the greatest game of all time if your mom’s the only who buys a copy. Electronic Arts spent 961 Million dollars on marketing in 2022, alone — and tha… [883 chars]

Ghostwire: Tokyo has added new stuff, and I have a tourism tip for new players

A free update for Ghostwire: Tokyo added a load of new stuff to celebrate its arrival on Game Pass and Xboxes.

If you’re starting playing Ghostwire: Tokyo after it came to Game Pass this week, I have a hot tip for you: prioritise upgrading movement abilities. The freedom to glide from rooftop to rooftop over haunted Tokyo will bring you so much more joy than … [4636 chars]

Random: Bavarian Football Team Greuther Fürth Pays Tribute to The Last of Us in Crowd

And it powered team to 2–1 win — Things may be looking apocalyptic for Greuther Fürth on the pitch — the Bavarian team …

Things may be looking apocalyptic for Greuther Fürth on the pitch — the Bavarian team is tenth in the Bundesliga 2, following relegation the season prior — but its fans have decided to mark the moment with some appropriate tifos, inspired by Naughty … [584 chars]

PlayStation Plus losing 50 games in May — including Spider-Man

You’ll still be able to play a lot of them if you claim them in time.

PlayStation Plus adds dozens of games every month across its three tiers, but like most subscription services, things come and go. Usually, a handful of smaller games get removed each time, but May 2023 is losing a whopping 50 games: 31 from the Extr… [2799 chars]

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Adam G
Adam G

Written by Adam G

Founder of www.businessideas.directory Tech enthusiast, currently entrepreneuring — regularly sharing content on startup stories.

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