A daily dose of what’s up in the tech world
Daily tech news & jokes to have a good start for 02/04/2023
Quote of the day:
It matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be. Master Oogway
Jokes of the day:
Leather is great for sneaking around because it’s made of hide.
“We messed up the keming again guys.”
Top 10 news of the day:
Koei Tecmo Wants to Know Which PS5, PS4 Games You Want on PS Plus
Well, go on then — Japanese publisher Koei Tecmo appears to be eager to bring more of its releases to the top tiers of Son…
Japanese publisher Koei Tecmo appears to be eager to bring more of its releases to the top tiers of Sony’s subscription service, as in a Wo Long: Fallen Dynasty survey it’s asked respondents to reveal which titles it’d like to be added to PS Plus Ext… [824 chars]
Ark 2 has been delayed, so they’re switching off Survival Evolved and charging $50 for a remaster
Ark 2 has been delayed until late 2024 and its developers are going to release Ark: Survival Ascended, a remaster of the original, in August 2023 instead.
ARK 2 has been delayed until the end of 2024. The dinosaur survival sequel currently best known for having Vin Diesel in it, for some reason, was originally aiming for a 2023 release, but developers Studio Wildcard say they need more time. To compens… [2758 chars]
What was once the most innovative Google service may soon be yesterday’s news
There’s still a long way to go, and I personally believe Google will keep the Assistant nomenclature since it’s such a household name, and gut it of its previous technology, replacing it with Bard on the back end.
Google Assistant has revolutionized how we interact with our technology, offering voice commands and contextual awareness as conversational input, and further allowing Google to stand by its mission to organize the world’s information and make it uni… [2164 chars]
Games Workshop: ‘Warhammer Workout’ April Fools Gag
*Checks calendar* Oh…that explains that. Games Workshop has a new exercise tool that uh…well, it’s April Fools, so…yeah.
Games Workshop: ‘Warhammer Workout’ April Fools Gag 2 Minute Read Advertisement *Checks calendar* Oh…that explains that. Games Workshop has a new exercise tool that uh…well, it’s April Fools, so…yeah. The folks at GW are having some fun today and it’… [3020 chars]
Naughty Dog knows The Last of Us Part 1 on PC hasn’t delivered “the quality you expected”
Naughty Dog has apologised to PC players for the “quality level” of The Last of Us Part 1 and assured fans that it work…
Naughty Dog has apologised to PC players for the “quality level” of The Last of Us Part 1 and assured fans that it working to address the “issues preventing some of you from experiencing the game”. The studio said that a hotfix designed to address th… [2345 chars]
Tech Briefing: April 2023
So much stuff launching right now.
Now available in a 172.8mm crank length. — This new crank length is completely and utterly numerically arbitrary. — But what does that do for my pedal stroke? Being neither 175 nor 165, the 172.8mm crank length hits a sweet spot for ALL riders that u… [617 chars]
Are You Happy with Your PS Plus Essential Games for April 2023?
Plus or minus? — April 2023’s PS Plus Essential games have been announced, and as per usual, we’re looking at three new ti…
April 2023’s PS Plus Essential games have been announced, and as per usual, we’re looking at three new titles as part of the subscription service’s monthly update. This time around, Meet Your Maker is the headline act, which launches straight onto PS… [1038 chars]
Video: The History Of Nintendo Life’s Most Famous Catchphrase
“Hello there lovely people” — https://youtu.be/6y8mL803gVI If you’ve been a long-time fan of Nintendo Life, there’s probab…
Subscribe to Nintendo Life on If you’ve been a long-time fan of Nintendo Life, there’s probably one thing you associate with us as much as you do Nintendo news: the words “Hhhhhello there lovely peeeeeople”. Coined by the very lovely Alex Olney over … [670 chars]
Microsoft Rewards: How To Claim 2000 Bonus Points On Xbox In April 2023
Your Monthly Bonus Round instructions — It’s that time again! We’re big fans of the Microsoft Rewards program he…
It’s that time again! We’re big fans of the Microsoft Rewards program here at Pure Xbox, which allows you to complete tasks in order to earn redeemable points which can be spent on gift cards, donations and much more. April 2023’s “Monthly Bonus Roun… [651 chars]
Google adds file limits to Drive, consequently locking user accounts
Users have woken up to messages from Google Drive that ask them to delete files to continue using the account, as Google has now applied file limits to user accounts without prior warning.
Recent reports have been surfacing over the past few months of users who have become unable to access their Google Drive accounts, citing that the site presents them with an “Upload Failed” prompt when any creation action is undertaken. User /u/ra13 … [1024 chars]
